Saturday, August 07, 2004

much to the world's ourtrageous benefit

outrageously much to the world's benefit.
much to this outrageous world's benefit.
much to the world's benefit, outrageously.

I'm so glad that this advertisement is not a joke:

HOW TO CHOOSE A BIRTHDAY CARD
(if you can't read)

Have a clerk point you to the right section.

Look for a picture of a cake.

Hope that you haven't chosen an anniversary card.

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