Friday, April 27, 2007
I'm going to keep this short and sweet (something I'm not frequently prone to do, me being a person of a rather verbose nature).
For those of you who do not know me all that well: be aware that I often injure myself in mysterious ways and I am often taken to strange ailments. If there is a rare and undiscernable illness out there, I will probably at some point be stricken with it; often with more than one at the same time.
This having been said, I will also preface the announcement of this most recent injury with a disclaimer that is meant to assure you that said injury was not inflicted during any sort of questionable or suggestive activity. I was actually (and most truthfully) injured while really doing nothing at all. I was sitting. In a computer chair. scanning photos. There's really nothing else to be said of my injury (get your minds out of the gutter, I beg).
So, without further ado (and with only slight embarrassment) I announce to you all that (somehow) I've managed to moderately strain the ligaments of my sacroiliac joint.
Don't know what that is, do you?
Basically, I've sprained my butt. I didn't know that it was possible, but by golly I've done it.
And don't waste your time; I've already heard all the jokes.
Har har - yes, I'm a real 'sprain in the ass'.