I really have a lot to say, but I'm not quite sure how to say it.
Moe is at a loss for words. Unbelievable.
Moe is referring to herself in the third person.
Moe is clearly an ass.
I hate when things just plain suck. But does anyone really like it all that much?
Life is good (grand, in fact).
I am happy (bordering ecstatic).
Work is fine (doing pretty well these days).
I've met some really cool people (the coolest, in fact).
This particular thing sucks though (I don't like not having what I want).
That is all.